The Incident

This is a story. It happened yesterday, to my roommate and I. We made a trip to the mall and there was little parking, which is what happens on Saturdays in this town. There was little parking, as I mentioned, and someone thought it appropriate to drive half way through a parking spot, in order to take up two spots. We parked next to this car and decided that this was completely infuriating, so we did something we had never done before: we left a note. The note was not particularly offensive or mean, it read: LEARN to park!
Upon our return to the car there was a post it on our car with this on it, a typed up message:


Did this person carry around notes such as this with them all the time? We found it hilarious, but were mad because we were parked rather properly. The mystery remains: who dunnit? Was it the person who took up the two spots or someone else entirely?